15 4 / 2014

And this is why Roberto Luongo will forever be a douchenozzle’d cuntfuck.

And this is why Roberto Luongo will forever be a douchenozzle’d cuntfuck.

14 4 / 2014

unskinny:

queensassyofthefatties:

chickenleggz:

overly confident fat girls are extremely annoying  

It’s a good thing I’m not here for your acceptance or approval.

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This is still one of my favorite posts ever.

(via fueledbystarkbucks)

14 4 / 2014

friedchickenandmusic:

idk why i found this so hilarious

friedchickenandmusic:

idk why i found this so hilarious

(via tankthoughts)

14 4 / 2014

babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

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(via roooothakers)

14 4 / 2014

python56:

coleblechle:

python56:

outoftowncousin:

python56:

outoftowncousin:

python56:

python55:

python54:

python53:

python52:

B2

G9

I22

N42

O28

OK BINGO !

sir please read your card back to me

B2, G9, I22, N42, O28

ok yea that’s it please come up and collect the Autumn Harvest Quilt, the perfect companion on your front porch this fall

hey do we have to clear our cards?

yes CLEAR YOUR CARDS

I almost had it though.

(Source: , via tyleroakley)

13 4 / 2014

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via hi)

13 4 / 2014

13 4 / 2014

Everything is all shits and giggles with my coworkers when they work together. I feel slighted, like I was important until the new girl showed up. And I know you’re going to see this eventually but I don’t want to talk about it. I don’t want platitudes and pats on the head. The fact is, I’m the new Amanda. All the notes and jokes and letters to the boss. I’m excluded from everything and I don’t feel bad that I don’t want to work here anymore because of how it makes me feel. To be by myself all the time. To be the third wheel of coworkers. I feel like I’ve been left behind.

12 4 / 2014

12 4 / 2014

fuckyeahawesomehouses:

The only thing that would make these secret room bookcases cooler is if you activate them by pulling out a special, secret book :)

(Source: onekindesign.com, via ashleykhaleesi)